There's been an accident

Sis: there's been an accident

~ Dungu ~ : what accident?

Sis: our mutual sibling has been involved in an accident...and it's all Jim's fault

~ Dungu ~ : how serious is it?

~ Dungu ~ : are you at home?

~ Dungu ~ : I'll call you?

Sis: he planted a parasite in our sister and it's been there for 5 weeks!

~ Dungu ~ : an STD?

~ Dungu ~ : what's your number. Call you now?

Sis: aiya DUNGU! you're gonna be an uncle in 9 months time

I was going to kill my sis right then. She really scared me for a minute there! Apparently our mutual sibling is a little shaken. She's already thinking about the things she can't do with the baby...like she's not ready......blahblahblah... Jim had to down two pints of beer cause he too was shocked by the news. What a time to find out about the pregnancy! During their honeymoon! OOoHhhh... we're all excited about it! A little addition to the family is on its way!!!